Egyptian Song

As I walk through the desert where my pyramids are built
I take at my life and realize it’s very good

And that’s just great for a pharaoh like me
You know, I shun jews who think that their god is real

And I've been whippin' and rulin' so long that
Even Nefertari thinks that my mind has gone
I'm a man of the law, I’m into sacrifice
Got a Staff in one hand and a scepter in da’ other
But if I finish all of my jobs before day’s end
Then tonight we're gonna party like it’s the afta-life

I've been spending most my life
Ruling an Egyptian paradise
I've played boat games once or twice
Ruling an Egyptian paradise

It's hard work and sacrifice
Ruling an Egyptian paradise
We sell carpets for few pounds
Ruling an Egyptian paradise

There's no heat, or conditioning
Rulin an Egyptian paradise

I’ve been spending most my life
Ruling an Egyptian paradise
There's no time for silly games
Ruling an Egyptian paradise
I chose my fights with all my might
Ruling an Egyptian paradise


Hitchin' up the horses, whippin' lots of slave
Raise a ‘mid on Monday, soon I'll raise another
Think you're really rich? Well you have a glitch?
Cause, I know I'm a million times more richer than you
I'm the best guy the little coptics wanna be
On my knees day and night scorin' points for the afterlife
So don't be crazy or even lazy
Or else, my hebrew, I might have to call the guards on your dairy


I've been spending most my life
Ruling an Egyptian paradise
We're all ruthless misr'ites
Ruling an Egyptian paradise

There's no rest or jeeests

Ruling an Egyptian paradise

You'd probably think it bites
Ruling an Egyptian paradise


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AaaaaaaaaaaaAaaaaaaaa yeah!